I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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