Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
