GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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