May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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