margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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