I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just invented taco cereal.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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