Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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