Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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