I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
cat food counts as protein by the way
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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