I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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