No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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