we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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