this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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