Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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