So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
