the new term for farting is butt boxing.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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