Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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