He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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