Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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