O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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