Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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