I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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