never play flip cup with pint glasses
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
