go do what you do best...puke behind churches
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Do I have a choice?
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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