do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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