I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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