dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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