i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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