How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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