Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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