let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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