im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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