why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I love you. Go after that dick
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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