i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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