saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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