We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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