You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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