Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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