i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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