Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Ladies don't puke and tell
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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