Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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