Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
one two three fourrrrnication!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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