I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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