my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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