Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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