Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Randomize
