why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I think people are normalizing furries
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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