Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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