Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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