It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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